This post is a creative writing collaboration between guest writers Monty and Prudence.

Ronny was a real nut. Guy was on year 21 of a lifelong sentence when I got to the big joint.

Everyone loves a good bargain-- they're so hard resist.

A competitive eater from Texas discovers new taste buds.

Oh great, 12:45 pm, do you have to go back into work? Not really. You could just quit.

A year that begs for distraction may find its relief...